Tag Archives: Facebook

Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

Where is Walter Oliver? Why isn’t he on Facebook? The answer to both of these question is he hijacks his wife’s Facebook identity! I have created a coalition to help bring Walt to the current decade. With the People for a Walter Oliver Facebook Profile I am hoping to encourage Walt to create his own account and stop using Christy’s profile.

Brothers and sisters are always competitive. Walt and I are no different! There was one time when I was like four or five that Walt was playing cards with Carla Huggins (now Garrett… she has a Facebook profile) and other friends. I was wanting attention and so decided to dance on the table. Walt flung me off like any older brother should when his younger sister is being a brat. I retaliated by beating him over the head with a baton. I think I bent the baton. I was being a brat, but the simple fact was we were competing.

Today when Walt told me he would join Facebook if 500 people joined the People for a Walter Oliver Facebook Profile group, I realized the challenge had been made, the game was on, and I would find victory only with 500 people joining the group! I strongly encourage you to please help me achieve 500 people! Walt and I are much too old to duke it out with a baton in my parent’s kitchen. Please join today!!!

I am Expecting!!!

Yes, you read that correctly, I am expecting! If you are reading this blog then you will find out the true meaning of the title. See last weekend I wrote about my husband Chris going back to work at PricewaterhouseCoopers. He left his local job at Booz Allen Hamilton where he was less than challenged, to travel back and forth to Minneapolis, Minnesota. This job switch might mean that we have to move to a larger city for his job at PwC. But I don’t think anyone read that blog!

See, I think people just read the title and skipped the content. No one asked me any questions about my blog, “Single Again,” However, people asked other people if Chris and I were getting a divorce. This has forced me to make a new life rule! Life rule number six states, never ever will I post personal life changing news on Facebook, GraphiteFree, or in general the internet. Furthermore, I will not use Twitter or text messaging to deliver news to my friends and family that might be shocking or scandalous.

In conclusion, I am expecting you the reader to read the contents of my blogs in full. Don’t just read a title and assume that I am not wearing underwear (Going Commando), getting a divorce (Single Again), or I am pregnant (I am Expecting). Please, I encourage all people that can read the southern English language to read, comment, and correct my spelling. Please refrain from gossip based solely on the title of my blogs!